Max Miller: We’re All Dogs Now

Max Miller: We’re All Dogs Now

Max decides to he cannot wait to get his latest recording in the bag, so he drags his long suffering producer Dan down to the illustrious Max Miller studio as inspiration decided to strike, and Max didn’t want to miss it. After all, inspiration is sorely missing from Max Millers life it would seem. So what inspired Max to get down to the studio at 1am so he can get his thoughts down on tape?

Listen dog, only one of us can pull this off, and it’s not you!

Max has come to the conclusion that the way to media greatness is to be insulted by Donald Trump, so Max asks Trump to please insult him. Max will take any insult, a dog, a liar, a pig, the dumbest, whatever takes the Trumpsters fancy, Max will take it, although he is not sure there is too much benefit for being in the same company as Omarosa, but clearly Omarosa is a street smart woman. Omarosa did say that she Donald trump eating paper… Charlie what now? Max also tries to reach out to Alex Jones again, as his media empire is under attack, to offer him the chance to appear on the Max Miller program to explain his views as he is in Austin with Max, and not only that Max would help Alex regulate his meds which are clearly not up to snuff. Next Max jumps into John Brennan having is security clearance evoked, yet somehow Mike Flynn, who is under indictment, is still able to keep his. Yikes!

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Max Miller: I Can’t Guarantee Anything Either Sarah

Max Miller: I Can’t Guarantee Anything Either Sarah

Max starts his first show of the week explaining that he needs more executive time like the Donald, which is why he has been taking Mondays off just so he can catch a breath to recover from all that is going on in DCland.

See, black people love me too Pool/Getty Images

For a change Max starts off by analyzing Nancy Pelosi verses the Republicans who have held the same position as House Speaker, amongst the people who Max looks at, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Newt Gingrich and Dennis Hastert. Next gets into the Trump scandal De Jour, which is the ex-Trump sycophant Omarosa seems to have been recording conversations since 2016, for an amazing two years it turns out, which means there are many other shoes to drop with all these recordings. Only in a Trump White House would someone feel they need to record it would seem every conversation. Mind you after reading what Omarosa has said went on in the White House, you have to admire her foresight in doing the recordings in the first place. Next Max marvels at another woman, in this case Sarah Sanders for her fortitude in dealing with the Donster and the press from the free world. At what point does this woman break? Of course the hard part for her was trying to explain how Donald Trump has not used the N-word “as far as she is aware.” Yikes. Amazingly Max actually has some nice things to say about Fox News. What has Max been drinking? Finally Max makes an appeal to Mark Burnett the producer from The Apprentice. 

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Max Miller: Trump, “Space Force To Be Paid For By Klingons”

Max Miller: Trump, “Space Force To Be Paid For By Klingons”

Max reminds everyone that as an independent he gets in trouble with everyone who is either a Republican or Democrat no matter what he says, as he cannot agree with all of them all the time. As usual Max asks what have Trump, Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi done for the average working American.

We’re paying for what now?

And as much as Max thinks Trump is not qualified to be president, Mike Pence would be much worse. Once Max gets his groove going on the show, he explains that the GOP really doesn’t deserve to be in power and are in fact kindred spirits of the UK Labour Party. Max also explains that Donald Trump in a huge bout of irony, had he been, well somewhat normal, he would have single handedly destroyed all that the GOP and the Democrats stand for. Which Max surprisingly agrees needed to happen. Unfortunately, Trump’s temperament means he is incapable of delivering on what he said he was going to do. Max then questions how the Cowardly Lion Paul Ryan was capable of even fathering children given his lack of testosterone and spine. At this point Max talks about his many conversations with Shallow Hal, otherwise known as Sean Hannity, and of course another old white guy Alex Jones. Exhausted after talking about Alex, and Tucker Carlson, Max has enough energy to talk about Devin Nunes, before he decides it’s time to go to the pub.

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Max Miller: Even YouPorn Bans Poor Old Alex Jones

Max Miller: Even YouPorn Bans Poor Old Alex Jones

Max starts the week late, Tuesday to be exact as he needed a day off, or as the Donald would call it, some “executive time,” although in this case the Max Miller Dog has decided to join Max in the Max Miller Studio where Max enjoys a really nice cup of tea. Max also explains that being an independent is actually quite hard as the right wing people get mad and the left wing want to cry.

See? I am just like everybody else. Totally normal. Now where are my damn meds?

Max finds he either wants to slap them silly or give them a hug. Max then gets in to Donald Trump’s choice of the characters he hangs out with. If you can judge a person by their friends then you have to wonder about Trump’s choices, not forgetting of course that Trump told us he would hire only the very best. Next Max gets into Paul Manafort and his trial, which is proving by the hour the old adage that there is no honor amongst thieves. But why does Manafort think he can win this case? Can you spell “pardon” everybody? Obviously Max has to get into fellow Austinite Alex Jones being kicked off of just about every social platform on the planet, although let’s not forget these companies are private and can do what they want. But Max does offer some solid advice and ideas for getting cheap meds from Canada, and makes the suggestions that Alex come on the Max Miller show so that he can explain how the whole world is against him, but one thing is for sure, Alex sure does whine a lot. Naturally Little Tucker Carlson has to come to his aid. After all this it is amazing Max finds time to talk about tariffs. Phew!

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Max Miller: I Think I Am Losing My Mind

Max Miller: I Think I Am Losing My Mind

Max hits his Friday show wondering if he is losing his mind, of course is it any wonder given the state of affairs in the US today, where we find out that up is down, left is right, Trump is right and we’re all wrong. Max then digs into what is it the number one thing that is on Americans minds? Is it the Russian investigation?

And then I told them the press they are not the enemy (Photo: Alex Wong, Getty Images)

Is it fake news? Nope, it is healthcare, which is the one thing no one is DC, Republican or Democrat is talking about. Max wonders then explains how he is at war with his own cabinet members as to whether Russia is still a threat to the US elections, especially after four of them stood up in front the nation stating that Russia was in fact a real threat. Not only did Trump not bother to endorse this statement, only a few hours later he Tweeted that anything do with Russia was still a hoax and a witch hunt. Max then wonders as he has done before why we care about Russia so much? After all, their GDP per person is the same as Mexico’s. You know, the same people who are sending us their rapists and perhaps, possibly, maybe, some good people. So why the fixation on Russia Donald? Lastly, Max reminds Marco Rubio, who seems to be such as busy little guy, of the oath he took before assuming office, as well as pleading yet again for the Democrats, Granny and Grandpa, Nancy and Chuck to actually lead a valid opposition.

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Max Miller: Throw Rudy From The Train

Max Miller: Throw Rudy From The Train

Max makes his regular week debut by discussing his alcoholic drink of the day, which he needs just to keep up with what’s going on in DC Land as well as the other dinks Max keeps stocked in the Max Miller studio in beautiful sunny downtown Austin, Texas. Max also spends a few minutes answering an email about where the picture of the Max Miller Dog was taken.

Time to throw Rudy off Donald

Then having got all the important items out of the way, Max digs into what’s been going on, and naturally he has to start with Rudy Giuliani, who seems to be slowly losing his mind, and perhaps not doing his best job for his number client, the Donster after all. Of course Max has to focus on Rudy’s words of wisdom, “No one can be sure of anything.” Hmmmm. Increase the med dosage Rudy. Max then figures out what the problem is with Rudy and the Donald, they are both patients of Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock. Max does find time to remind Rudy that it is in fact illegal to obtain information about an opposite politician from a foreign power for your use during a federal election. Next Max reminds us of all the wacky off the wall nutty things that Alex Jones has said, and reminds us that Donald Trump is fan. How do we know? He told him on Alex’s show. Finally Max goes over the number of top issues for the average working American. 

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