Max Weekend: Hells Bells In Helsinki

Max Weekend: Hells Bells In Helsinki

Max starts off by reminding us that politicians are really, usually scum who deserve limited respect at best are in fact below lawyers and used car salesman. As ever Max tries to cover an entire week in less than thirty minutes, but fails miserably.

Don’t tell him, buI have Donalds performance evaluation right here. It needs improvement Trump: AP/Evan Vucci; Putin: AP

He starts off with Trump’s already infamous meeting with Putin and reminds us we have no idea what was agreed to, and reminds us that had Clinton or Obama done this, then Shallow Hal (Sean Hannity) would have had a stroke on live TV. It’s made worse of course that Trumps own people have no idea what was discussed with Putin, but Max does have one fact, Putin gave Trump his annual performance review and it was probably very good. Max then reminds us that why should we care about Russia, given that Russia’s GDP per person is the same as Mexico, and their entire GDP is the same as Italy’s? Next Max gets back into that helpless gimboid Carter Page who seems to have been born with a permanent foot in his mouth. Then Max goes over how the phrase should not be “America First” but really “Citizens First,” as a president should represent all Americans when it comes to the security and safety of its citizens. Max also goes over yet again about Trump’s mental issues when Trump stated that is father was born in Germany….um.. not true. Trumps dad was born in the US. Next Max gets into all the payoff and affairs that Trump seems to have had and how Mrs. Trump cried when she found out Trump had won the election. No wonder. Finally Max explains, yet again how Trumps Tariffs will really affect the Average Working Man or Woman

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Max Miller: Trump: Burger Eating Surrender Monkey

Max Miller: Trump: Burger Eating Surrender Monkey

Max kicks off his mid-week show, by wondering what the word “Grand” means in the Grand Old Party and if anyone in the GOP would actually stand up for what they believe is right. In particular the Cowardly Lion, Paul Ryan and Lindsey Graham who never quite seem to be able to grow a spine, yet they wear the American flag on their lapels just to prove to us how patriotic they are.

I said “no? Darn I meant “yes.” Please quickly someone get me Sean Hannity. I need some “me time.”

Then Max gets into Donald Trump’s word salad when he tries to explain the difference between “wouldn’t” and “would.” The only person who seemed to believe this was Laura Ingram and Sean Hannity who are looking more servile with each passing day and are clearly wondering what it is they have got themselves into. Although Ingram is clearly so naive that she would let anyone who says they are from Microsoft access her home PC. Of course we have absolutely no idea what was discussed during the two hour meeting with Putin even though Trump claims it was great success. Then Max jumps into the Democrats, where the hell are you?? Are not capable of doing anything for the average American. Finally even though he is running out of time, Max does find a few minutes to talk about tariffs. 

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Max Miller: Putin Gives Trump An A+ Review

Max Miller: Putin Gives Trump An A+ Review

Max finds that the start of the week is all about Donald’s “summit” with Putin and that he never even gets to any other subject whatsoever, although he does find time to respond to all the hate mail he received after daring to criticize Tesla’s and Elon Musk it’s founder.

Great job press conference Donald, I’m going to bump up your appraisal to an A+ Photo: Mikhail Metzel/Mikhail Metzel/TASS

And let’s not forget that Musk called one of the divers who helped get the kids and their coach out of the caves a “pedo” for daring to criticize Musk for offering to use a custom made sub to get the kids out. Musk now shows his true colors and also that he is really not a classy guy after all. Then Max jumps into the main points by starting out with the fact that Trump seems to have forgotten where his own father was born. Having floated Trump’s mental state yet again, Max then jumps into Trump and Putin’s press conference where Donald equates the fact that his own intelligence agencies may have been right, but they may have been wrong also as Putin told Trump “strongly and powerfully” that he didn’t do any interference in the US election. Well that clears that up then. Max didn’t even have time to talk about tariffs and the negative effect on Trump’s voters. 

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Max Weekend: The Ego Has Landed

Max Weekend: The Ego Has Landed

Max starts his week in review by going totally off topic in his week in review by expanding on the fact that he is a car nut and has a somewhat low opinion of Tesla’s. Having driven these many times, and been driven these as often, Max has come to the somewhat sobering conclusion that they really do not feel like a quality product.

Your Majesty, can I get these for my golf course?

Next Max digs into the boring topic of taxes, and who pays them, and it is not as straightforward as you may think. Max then leaps into Trump’s visit to the UK and his somewhat awkward meeting with the Queen where he had tea and crumpets, but then failed in some simple etiquette. Next stop for the Maxster is Trump’s attempt to fix his problems with the British Prime Minister by denying he said anything in an interview with the Sun newspaper that was against the PM, and even suggested that he had recordings which would prove his point. Never mind that the Sun has recordings and said they stand by what Trump said, and called his fake news attack fake news. In other words, Trump tried to deny what everyone heard, plus Max has some sage advice for Fox News. 

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Max Miller: Trump And Those Pesky Germans

Max Miller: Trump And Those Pesky Germans

Max starts off his late night broadcast by getting totally distracted by of all things, ghosts, cars and dogs. It takes Max’s long suffering producer Dan a few minutes to get Max back in line and to focus on the topics of the day, tariffs, Trump and so much more, but not before Max questions yet again why people think that Tesla’s are actually good cars.

Dear, why are we sitting in a car you want to ban?

So Max starts off riffing about tariffs and how they will affect “zee Germans” who manufacture BMW, Mercedes and others in states that voted for Trump. Max also reminisces about how he was sworn at for the first time on the radio, which Max wonders has he finally lost his radio virginity? And if you think that Donald isn’t itching to place tariffs on German luxury cars, then Max has a bridge in Brooklyn he would like to sell you. Of course these tariffs will also have a negative effect on future investment. Next Max reminds us all that Russia is actually not a strong country at all, but is in fact a country that puts on a good show. Max also explains of all things his difficulty on ordering milkshakes from a drive through..

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Max Weekend: The Best Ever Trade War Quote

Max Weekend: The Best Ever Trade War Quote

Max does his regular week in review to see if anyone, Republican or American has done anything for the average working American, which in the fourteen weeks he has been doing the weekly roundup, the answer is unfortunately no.

Nuf said

Before Max gets into what happened during the week, he has a quick update on his total lack of sports in his DNA and the fact that England beat Sweden in the World Cup, during which Max feels he aged twenty years. Next Max jumps into one of the more controversial topics such as Medicare for all which he believes make total sense and makes a bet it will happen in his lifetime. Of course Max has to talk about tariffs and how Trump has told us trade wars are an “easy win” and goes into some detail about how these tariffs are having an effect in unexpected places such as lobsters, nails and now even soybeans. Next Max quotes an amazing observation on the trade wars which he believes sums up the issues we are now facing. Max is also of the opinion that Trump is itching to place tariffs on German cars, no matter what happens as Trump is really upset that there are so many Mercedes Benz in the United States. Finally Max can’t but crow a bit about the recent trials and tribulations of Scott Jordan and the hypocrites who should be demanding a full and fair inquiry. 

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Max Miller: Goodbye Mr. Pruitt

Max Miller: Goodbye Mr. Pruitt

Max starts off by explaining what he did for July 4th, and how it is one of his favorite holidays. Then moving directly on, Max has to explain why Scott Pruitt really is a “sad, pathetic little man.” But as Max has explained previously, it is simply because Pruitt just couldn’t put up with being poor around all these wealthy people in the Trump administration.

And see here Mr. President, this is where we’re going to put the Chick-fil-A

Seeing as Pruitt has now resigned, Max wonders how he will make a living and how many members of Trump’s team have quit in only eighteen months. Max does suggest though that if Pruitt wants to avoid the great unwashed he needs to set up an Ubereats account. Although Max does plead that Pruitt does run for office, if for nothing else it would be extremely entertaining. Next Max gets to tariffs and the pain it is causing smaller companies, many of which no doubt voted for the Donster but of course will be ignored by Conservative Media Complex. Somehow Max finds time to talk about Trump’s bowel movements. Finally Max has always said that Trump’s tweets are a window into his soul, even with all the spelling mistakes.

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Max Miller: Why I Feel Sorry For Scott Pruitt

Max Miller: Why I Feel Sorry For Scott Pruitt

Max starts off talking about Scott Pruitt, otherwise known to Max as Mr. Pathetic, but also explains why he feels sorry for Scotty. Then he segue’s quite badly into cars and tariffs, in particular Mercedes Benz which seems to be a fixation for the Donald. Max also finds time to go over the state of English soccer in the World Cup, which he finds very stressful indeed.

Look I know my head looks too big for my body, but it’s only because of my huge brain (Pic: Gage Skidmore/Flickr)

This is all based on England’s national team usually finding a way to lose even after leading for most of the game. Max then gets into for detail about Scott Pruitt, who Max calls the ultimate Swamp Rat, in particular, the fact that Pruitt is facing over one dozen investigations into his appalling behavior. But It seems Trump likes Pathetic Pruitt as Pruitt constantly calls the Donald a great guy, apparently that’s enough to keep your job if you work for the Donald. Next Max names who wants and why he should be the next Supreme Court Justice, and passes the information on to Trump, after all Sean Hannity and Trump do listen to Max. Next Max talks about Wilbur Ross, Trumps Commerce Secretary who it seems is more senile than Trump.

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Max Miller: The Week In Review

Max Miller: The Week In Review

Max starts his Week In Review program by wondering what Alex Jones brain is worth and decides he will start a GoFundMe to help find it, if for no other reason than Max has big heart.

Can you believe those middle class idiots actually thought the tax cut would help them? (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Then Max jumps right into the Week In Review by starting yet again to look into tariffs and even finds time to talk about lobsters. Yes you read that right, lobsters. Max gets nerdy by going through the tariff’s that exist today, but before he gets way to into nerdsville, next Max looks at how anyone in DC, Republican or Democrat has done anything for the average working American. Max also explains that WSJ doesn’t stand for Wall Street Journal, it does in fact stand for World Socialist Journal as can be proven by their anti-Trump rhetoric. Then Max goes yet again into Donald Trump’s state of mind, which let’s face it, is not good, but Trump’s state of mind seems to be contagious and affecting even moderately sensibly people like Trump’s chief economic adviser who says the deficit is falling fast due to a sharp rise in revenues.

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Max Miller: Democrats, What Are You Good For?

Max Miller: Democrats, What Are You Good For?

Max, who likes to think of himself as a breath of fresh air, reminds his listeners that he is really truly an independent, and as if to prove it he really digs into the Democrats and wonders what it is that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer do all day?

Look, we have worked for ten minutes Nancy, I think that’s enough don’t you? Glass of wine? (Photo: Alex Wong/Getty Images)

He continues with the election of new Democrats during the primary season that seem to have figured out that if you are an old white guy Democrat, odds are you’re easy to beat. Max then explains that he understands why Trump was elected; he speaks to people who feel they have been ignored by both Democrats and Republicans, if only he was capable of actually passing policies that would help the average American. The real irony is, if the Democrats remembered what it is they used to be for, they could actually subsume Trumps policies. Max then states that it is really time for Nancy and Chuck to go…yet again, although Nancy did say “I am a woman, and a progressive, what more do you want?” That’s it? That’s Nancy claim as to why she should stay on in a leadership role. Next Max goes after Jim Jordan who is the Republican from Ohio and seems to be losing his mind. Finally Max confesses he is confused by WestWorld and admits the only way he keep track of the show is read the summary’s which explain each episode.

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